Found Porn

One of my favorite guilty pleasures in life are "found porn" pictures. These are seemingly innocuous images of random, everyday things that, when looked at the right way, are hilariously and/or disturbingly sexual. For reference, here's an all-time favorite:


I admit I don't spot these myself too often, which is why the internet is the best thing ever. How else would I indulge the immature 13 year-old still trapped in my brain?

But the beauty of "found porn" is that it appears in places that aren't trying to be sexual. You have to work at finding it, to earn it, and that's why its awesome. Which is why I just can't have any fun looking for it in music videos these days.

Take a look at this video for Lady Gaga's "Love Game." The whole damn thing looks like its either three more seconds or half a bottle of Jack away from turning into an all-out gang bang. And if you're a fan of "found porn," it's just goddamned lazy.