You Embarrass Your Ancestors

So, every now and then I think about how disappointed my ancient forebears must be in me. I mean, the other day I couldn't find the remote after I had sat down on the couch - and I was actually upset. Shit, my great-great-great-great-great-(27 more 'great's)-grandparents had to hunt down wooly mammoths with sticks and rocks all while defending their tribe from sabertooth tigers.

But, sometimes I don't feel so bad. You see, in Man's march to the top of the food/PlayStation/everything chain, we brought along a few other wild animals with us. And if you think we've become worthless, get a load of what we've done to these poor, pathetic creatures:

YOU CAME FROM THIS FOR GODSAKES!!!















WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!?!?!?

Guitar Kitteh @ Yahoo! Video

Pathetic cats, just pathetic. Now I see where the dismissive call-out "pussy" comes from.


On another note, I'm changing a tire on a NASCAR racer tomorrow with an impact wrench. I can't wait. Wish me luck and mullet-power.