2010- what does it all mean?

Well, another year has passed, celebrated by raucous parties and next day gym memberships. As I was on the phone with Drew I witnessed two 400ish pound women stumbling drunk along the streets of Oakland trying to help each other along until one just went down hard. Auld Lang Syne. Our blog fell two, count it TWO entries short of matching the Glider Bison in our vaunted rivalry, but we did have more posts than 2008. I vow to make 2010 a strong year for blogging, helped by my returning levels of literacy and hopefully interesting life and mind experiences. I also hope to meet and date Natalie Portman, she just seems so nice and like we'd both have a lot to offer each other, I think it's much more likely of a resolution than you are giving me credit for scorning reader. Natalie- you are a smart, modern woman, which means you are probably doing what I do and Googling yourself at all hours of the day. So when you see this pop up, just consider that I'm a totally chill guy (also Jewish) who wants to take you on 4-7 dates so we can connect. Oh, sorry, sidetracked, happy new year's loyal readers! Fasten your diapers.