the announcer in the Indiana-Michigan game just referred to Indiana's offensive spread as a "sawed off shotgun" which got me thinking we need to get a little more creative about naming formations.
Wildcat could easily be the fucking saber toothed tiger, that would be way more intimidating
the run and shoot (r.i.p) should have been called explosive diarrhea, for a few reasons.
the I-formation should be too much meat diet forcing huge dry blocks of shit out your ass, cuz, well, you know
Goal Line should be Mutually Assured Destruction
Spread formation should just be spread Eagle, except if you are in Philly when it would just hokey so they could go with like "dog races" or something if Vick is QB
me 'ead 'urts, badly.
Best post of the past two months, easy.
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