Poop and the Super Bowl. So here we go.
I was at a super bowl party and just like an NBA game I didn't give a shit until the 4th quarter and then I got so neurotic rooting for the Cardinals that I ate like 40-50 carrots, no joke and my poops since then have been almost entirely orange, it's been truly incredible and I just wanted to share part of that journey with you.
As for the game, fuck the Super Bowl, it has truly been interesting the last two years but I think the mob controls this game, too much money is bet on it for it to be pure, look at the goddam officiating against AZ down the stretch, anyways, it was awesome regardless although I was pulling for AZ.
The other great part is obviously the commercials, my favorites were the two very-violent, but equally hilarious Doritos commercials and the Hulu ad with Alec Baldwin just straight up saying TV rots your mind, we will aid in that, we have no shame, it was amazing. Imagine if all the hokey beer commercials were that honest. I don't wanna see a bunch of majestic Clydesdale's galloping through the American West, I wanna see drunk chicks falling over themselves and talking about how their friend never called and guys peeing in their closets and blacking out to lessen their economic stresses. That is real life.
Too bad I wasn't in this TV market!
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