It has come to my attention, as many things do, that the current generation of young men watching MTV for entertainment and pleasure are confused and scared. Take the program "Bromance" for example. In this reality/gameshow program, nine guys compete for the platonic affection of one Brody Jenner, a TV star who apparently needs a new friend real bad. On an unrelated note, his two friends who appear in the show and aid him in the competition, you gotta feel real sorry for. I mean, they're helping Brody to replace them. Old Frankie and Sleazy-T are not long for the hot tub.
Yes, Hot Tub. The show, with a wink and a nod, keeps pushing the men into more and more erotic situations. In fact, on the first episode of the show, the only admittedly gay contestant asked to leave for good. Bromance is too gay for gays.
What I am hoping for is that by the end of the show, Brody turns out to have developed real feelings for the winning fella and they hold hands while the camera goes all out of focus on some candles. I mean, they are already slip 'n sliding together, sharing drinks, "hugging it out", crying in arms, and of course hot tubbing.
To conclude, when I say that the young men watching MTV for entertainment and pleasure are confused and scared, I am projecting my own feelings on them. But unlike Brody Jenner, I am not projecting my lusts.
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