1) Mosquitos: Those fuckers will BITE you!
2) Sand: it is pervasive.
3) Thoreau: I am convinced the dude was a huuuuuuge bitch and I could kick the shit out of him.
4) Laws: so presumptuous.
5) body odor: I thought everything in life had a purpose.
6) Sports teams from Seattle: not an inflammatory statement cuz they're fans are huge pussies too, descendants of Thoreau methinks.
7) Pineapple: Because no matter how much you like it, you are still mildly allergic to it and it makes the inside of your mouth feel fuckin weird, I mean try drinking some water directly after eating some of this fruit and know the feeling of "not quite right."
8) Poverty, Violence, Hunger, Pain: Cuz I'm trying to get laid.
From Sachs:
ReplyDeleteMethinks one insulting toward Thoreau possesses a jealousy of indestructible magnitude to an inability to compose lyrical brilliance comparable to that of Henry David.