Cromagblog: me no like matt and drew make fun of rpg

me wish ice age on matt and drew! matt and drew no understand hurt they do when they mock my life in rpg posts on cromagblog. to them slaying the dark demon of augor to save princess of istyllicta is big big joke but to me it is very real. first of all, me friends with dark demon, he is misunderstood by blizzard and battle.net. dark demon a good man, but even good man gotta eat and when darker demon demolorilatus wished ice age on my friend dark demon of augor wish came true and no woolly mammoth to beat to death to eat so princess only logical point of gain. me no like my life to be a big joke for people to game on. me going into hiding. me not want to be commodified. me need to eat. me not care particularly for taste of squirrel or bat.