9/30/10
Mike Tyson transformation
Mike Tyson has to be one of the most fascinating human being in the last many decades. What I think is particularly interesting is that lately he appears to actually be getting his shit together. For example, in his younger, completely mentally unstable days Tyson had more Tourette's than freshmen-era Clark and I combined. His life seemed to be one bizarre disaster after another. However lately, this semi-autobiographical movie and appearances like this and his role in "The Hangover" show him to actually be gaining quite a bit of wisdom and perspective on his life and the general human condition. I'm curious to see what the next decades hold for him.
9/27/10
Darkness to begin the week
And no I'm not talking about the shining start to the 49ers 2010 season.
I'm talking about the owner of the company that makes the Segway accidentally driving his Segway off a cliff and dying.
If that isn't dark, black holes are my friends.
That would be like Obama dying from a disease called hope, Bush dying from Christianity, Ozzy dying from new found sobriety.
I'm talking about the owner of the company that makes the Segway accidentally driving his Segway off a cliff and dying.
If that isn't dark, black holes are my friends.
That would be like Obama dying from a disease called hope, Bush dying from Christianity, Ozzy dying from new found sobriety.
9/24/10
Some free writing I've done lately- tell me why it's better
that selfish sun
I'm on to your game
you are a tricky devil
For just like after a devil leaves the room and the
smell of smoke remains
you seem to continuously and stubbornly heed Thomas' advice and rage, yet silently, against your own nightly luminary demise
How can we know this?
The sun, like any politician or celebrity, is concerned with legacy
possessed by remembrance
unable to slip, with the grace of a woman too kind to tell a man she's not interested, out the back door
Look at the reddened, horror-movie face of a Scandinavian carelessly lounged at the beach too long
or sit upon an exposed rock long after dusk and feel the heat
you are no different than the impetuous 4th grade boy, angry and looking for recourse, seeking angry recompense at being left out of a plan
You must hate the moon, stealing the stage and helping mushrooms grow, even having the nerve to eclipse you on occasion to the awe of the masses
What terror you must feel as
I slip into a good Christian home in Laredo with shades, blinds, ceilings and something we invented called
the "air conditioner" condition away all the effects you have worked so hard to tirelessly have wrought on us
But you will get the last laugh
unlike I, who will one day draw a final breath and become silent
you will die, but like Diana, MJ, Neda and so many other shining stars in their own right
you will become bigger after your death
a red giant I hear they will call you
and you will wipe us all out, Earth as we know it
Many worship you, flock to your tentacles
but I'm on to your sinister game
they say knowing is half the battle
if only the other half was fighting back with poetry
I'm on to your game
you are a tricky devil
For just like after a devil leaves the room and the
smell of smoke remains
you seem to continuously and stubbornly heed Thomas' advice and rage, yet silently, against your own nightly luminary demise
How can we know this?
The sun, like any politician or celebrity, is concerned with legacy
possessed by remembrance
unable to slip, with the grace of a woman too kind to tell a man she's not interested, out the back door
Look at the reddened, horror-movie face of a Scandinavian carelessly lounged at the beach too long
or sit upon an exposed rock long after dusk and feel the heat
you are no different than the impetuous 4th grade boy, angry and looking for recourse, seeking angry recompense at being left out of a plan
You must hate the moon, stealing the stage and helping mushrooms grow, even having the nerve to eclipse you on occasion to the awe of the masses
What terror you must feel as
I slip into a good Christian home in Laredo with shades, blinds, ceilings and something we invented called
the "air conditioner" condition away all the effects you have worked so hard to tirelessly have wrought on us
But you will get the last laugh
unlike I, who will one day draw a final breath and become silent
you will die, but like Diana, MJ, Neda and so many other shining stars in their own right
you will become bigger after your death
a red giant I hear they will call you
and you will wipe us all out, Earth as we know it
Many worship you, flock to your tentacles
but I'm on to your sinister game
they say knowing is half the battle
if only the other half was fighting back with poetry
9/23/10
Truth in advertising?
There have been a lot of ads for Svedka Vodka lately around my area and I am 79% sure I drank a bunch of it at Burning Man a few weeks ago.
I ventured over to the website to take a closer look. I had to enter my birthdate to confirm I was 21 before entering the site. When I told them via my entry that I was a 14 year old girl looking to get drunk for the first time to see how it feels I was automatically directed to this website. Hilarity.
Anyways, their slogan is "voted best Vodka in 2033". Now either these fucks have a 23 year fast forward time machine (do I still look this good at 49? Back hair?) OR THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT. What sort of proof do they have of a vote taking place in the future denoting their vodka as the best. What if some sweet, potato based nectar of the gods is concocted by a now 8 year old Russian boy destined for genius. They have no idea. There is no photo evidence of an election taking place. I'm a skeptic.
I ventured over to the website to take a closer look. I had to enter my birthdate to confirm I was 21 before entering the site. When I told them via my entry that I was a 14 year old girl looking to get drunk for the first time to see how it feels I was automatically directed to this website. Hilarity.
Anyways, their slogan is "voted best Vodka in 2033". Now either these fucks have a 23 year fast forward time machine (do I still look this good at 49? Back hair?) OR THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT. What sort of proof do they have of a vote taking place in the future denoting their vodka as the best. What if some sweet, potato based nectar of the gods is concocted by a now 8 year old Russian boy destined for genius. They have no idea. There is no photo evidence of an election taking place. I'm a skeptic.
9/22/10
Hey kid, let's talk
Listen son (blog), I know I've been gone for awhile and I know when I've been around I've been drunk out of my mind or god-high, ain't that some shit! Well, I don't know what to say except here are some hungover owls to look at and I'll take you to Disneyland for your birthday, whenever that is.
http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/
http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/
9/17/10
Holy shit, Matt Foley is alive, well and FOR REAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgyi57s-A4
not much else to say, Phil Davison says it for himself, the dude is talking in CAPS LOCK!
not much else to say, Phil Davison says it for himself, the dude is talking in CAPS LOCK!
9/8/10
Gotta love stuff like this
Those gentle reminders that the ways of the world can also be the ways of dark, dark comedy.
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