To err is human, to forgive is divine. I preface this most humble of posts with that classic quote. I have a abandoned the blog I hold so dearly for many months for a reason that I now am ashamed to admit...it was for a woman. More specifically, a crazy woman. One who demanded all my mental faculties in order to keep myself sane. I liken my recently-ended relationship to a trip on a lifeboat; you both desperately cling to each other for dear life while you're stranded, but the second you get picked up by a cruise ship you never want to see that other person again.
Anyway, I've forded that river, I've cooked that goose, I've capsized that sailboat, I've jumped that railcar, I've plundered that treasure, I've mapped that Northwest Passage. It's time to move on. Time to grow. Time to learn. Time to go on a crazy vacation. Time to get a new job. Time to move to a new city. Time to look forward, not backward. Time to regret nothing.
Welcome me back into your arms dear Monstro, I never meant to leave you. I was just afraid of your love.
Fear not dear monstonaut, for my love has never left -- it merely went dormant during your absence.
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ReplyDeleteOh brohiem. I can EMPATHIZE. I love you and goddamn if it hasnt been too fucking long.
ReplyDeleteP.S. isnt there a 'j' in forded? Its pjorded, right? :-)