I see that the FDA is going to ban caffeinated alcohol drinks like Sparks and Four Loko. While there's no doubt that these drinks get you FUCKED THE FUCK UP they are probably also pretty dangerous for you so I understand the ban.
What I think is hilarious about this is that Congress, and probably rightly so, is banking on the fact that people looking for this mix of energy and an intoxicating depressant will be too lazy to mix a Red Bull and a shooter of vodka and instead, stick to just drinking caffeine or alcohol.
Other things people could, but under the hopes of this legislation, won't do will be:
-Mix Coca-Cola into a glass of Rum
-Mix coffee and whiskey together in honor of the Irish
-Pour Everclear into and then line the rim of a hooker's belly button with coke (not cola) and then take all of it TO THE FACE
Alright, I'm getting carried away. Back to being lazy...
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