2/22/10

Censorship has a price- my fury and wrath!

My buddy Dru Johnston has got a publicity stunt going where he makes a new blog, every day, for a year and recently he asked me to take a turn at guest-blogging so he could rest his tired bones (blogging is hard work people!) Despite my supreme and unfaltering loyalty to this miracle blog I took some to dump some serious knowledge (link to the blog is in that link) and part one entry featured a photo a guy from my camp who paid to shit in my toilet and shit out a log that when you zoom in on the photo it looks like a dragon! That is one in a million in so many ways! Anyways, Dru said I could write whatever I wanted for my guest blog but then he fucking censored my fucking dragon poop photo! If that isn't the biggest pile of horseshit since the dragonshit then I don't even know what to say. What a fuckin soft sacked piece of wuss ass. His only reason was his "readers" couldn't handle it. As someone who has been blogging diligently for 5 years I can say that "readers" don't so much "exist". Then he said he wanted to turn his year of blogging into a coffee table book and this wouldn't fly. I actually can't think of anything related to coffee without instantly also thinking of the shitting it immediately induces. Also, I was on TheatreSports at Whitman with Dru and I can tell you this bullshit hypocrisy runs deep because was the ONLY PERSON to make MORE POOP JOKES THAN ME was Dru! In honor of my remaining manhood and Dru's total and utter emasculation I will publish the forbidden photo here, on a blog among blogs, a beacon of hope for free expression and free speech in a world of increasing darkness. Monstro Blog I will never leave you again.


edit: I just realized if you click on the photo you can see the dragon in much fuller detail, eyes, tuft, tail and all!

1 comment:

  1. Sometimes you scare me. Not all the time, but sometimes. Note to self: do not try to censor the Mandel; he only comes back twice as powerful.

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