Bowl game names

Call me conservative but I remember when there were gator bowls, sugar bowls, orange bowls, rose bowls and the occasional toilet bowl.

Something about the bowl that SF is hosting soon doesn't ring true.

The "Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl" has a few contradictions.

Anyone trying to fight hunger with Kraft foods clearly doesn't understand the concept that if you eat something but then it tears up your body and flies out in worse form it isn't actually nourishment.

Also calling a bowl game Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl is sort of like a car insurance company sponsoring the Iraq War, cool and shit, but not related.

Happy New Year,

_The Monstro Blog

ouch.

This stings like only (at least partial) truth can.

How can so many idiots design sinks?

Let me tell you what I hate. I hate when you (not me, obviously) go to practice good hygiene wash your hands at a sink and the faucet is so goddam short that you end up having to rub your hands up and down on the grimy porcelain just to get them wet. I have the smallest hands (means nothing) of almost anyone I know so it's not specific to me or anything. How fucking difficult would it be to measure the neck of the faucet so one can get a clean rinse. Seriously now.